It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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