I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
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Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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