; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
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Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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