Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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