Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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