We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
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I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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