what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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