so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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