This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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