I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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