Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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