Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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