brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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