But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
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Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
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I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We need to get me chipped asap
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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