so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
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I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
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Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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