You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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