Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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