I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
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holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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