I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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