Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
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Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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