Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I puked a lego.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
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this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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