Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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