he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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