Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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