do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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