I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
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Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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