yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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