I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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