Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
He passed out mid-signature
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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