how can u be prego again
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize