it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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