The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
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I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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