Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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