The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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