whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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