it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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