I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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