You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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