Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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