So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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