so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
vagina is talking i cant
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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