So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
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I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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