So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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