so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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