oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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