it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
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i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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