Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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