oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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