the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
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Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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