it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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